So like my father before me, you’re going to watch your dad get pathetically drunk.
If I had kids!
this kid has the best birthday ever. ‘so if you do acid, wait an hour before you go swimming,”
This is why Eden and I will send our kids to Uncle Jarrett. “Your mommy and Aunty are going to get crazy drunk now. Go...
MR. BUS DRIVER!
Christ, I loved this one.